2 May 2013

Nervy Cybersex

Ever have wild, impromptu cybersex? What about a virtual threesome? A couple of years back while I was doing "research" for the blog on a hipster, love-sex-personals site, I often adopted a male persona to interact with other users. In this particular exchange, my alter ego, "xs," a 25-year old grad student studying philosophy (i.e., a horny young man with a lot of free time on his hands), scored himself a little afternoon delight. 

Note that any text appearing in [pink placed between square brackets] indicates me talking to you, and is not part of the original cyberchat transcript. 

Enjoy! 

Emma xox

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JUNE 10, 2:00PM

kas - I think you're awesome.

CAN RELATE (8) CAN'T RELATE (3) FLAG FOR ABUSE Comment (71)



I agree. I also like elo.
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:03 pm

awwww, let's have a group hug & circle jerk, ya? ;P
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:04 pm

i love you too, anon and aok!
kas commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:05 pm

so I take it nobody loves me? boooo....
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:06 pm

and i'll jerk your circle any time, xs. 
kas commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:06 pm

I like the painter chick.... 
tr commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:07 pm

jj is a sweety. And jt has a kinky side that she should definitely explore. ;-)
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:09 pm

ohhhh, kas, are you a guy or a gal? I'm flattered, even a little curious :)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:13 pm

Is that an invitation, aok? I hope it is.
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:15 pm

wooo hooo!!!! my spidy senses tell me there may be some hook-ups goin' on here today, lol! good times.... hey, I think I also have a crush on eu... but I guess that's kinda cliché of me, ya?
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:17 pm

["eu" refers to me, Emma. I posted a couple of lines from my early posts on this site in an attempt to direct traffic to the blog.]

aww, I feel like I won a personality contest! :D @xs - I love ya, you're superb. @jt - yay kinky explorations!
elo commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:18 pm

@jt, absolutely. I'll bring the yoga ball.
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:27 pm

did someone say yoga ball? Ohhhh, man, I want in on that one! :)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:34 pm

@xs, You bring the baby oil.
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:49 pm

@aok and xs...I've everything else we'll need right here whenever you two are ready.
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:52 pm

@aok: you bi, brotha? or are we tag-teaming this one?! :)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:52 pm

joder, this is already even better, no matter what aok says.
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:56 pm

I don't know what joder means but I'm laughing my ass off here. I'm not bi and I've never tag-teamed before but I guess on here it doesn't really matter does it? @jt, if there were any way sweetie.
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 2:58 pm

oh sweet jesus! now I've got a rock-sold hard on! damn you people! ;)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:00 pm

*solid (duh! I'm so horny I can't even type!)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:01 pm

That's not very philosophical of you, xs.
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:02 pm

There's a first time for everything and anything, don't you think? I'm glad to know this is putting a smile on your face :)
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:02 pm

@aok: LMAO!!! wasn't hedonism grounded in philosophical principles?
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:03 pm

jt: gimme a visual -- describe yourself so I can jerk off to your scenario ;)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:04 pm

Bring that thing here, xs...let's see how long we can make it last...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:04 pm

Brown/reddish hair, long, hazel eyes, full mouth, smiling as I type, oral fixation fully engaged...currently on my knees, wish I had something else to do with my hands besides type this...lemme know how far you shoot, boy...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:06 pm

oh, baby, if only I could, if only I could.... I'd love to slide my cock into your wet mouth and feel your tongue slide over my shaft... I love to hear slurpy, wet, sucking noises.... you up to it, girl? :)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:06 pm

i wouldn't need far. My cock would be at the back of your throat.
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:07 pm

OMG woman! if only I could type with one hand so I could jerk off and blow my load with the other! be a good girl and bring that pretty little pout here...
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:07 pm

yes. yes, I most definitely am, xs. Blowjobs and all things tongue. mouth related are favorites of mine.
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:08 pm

@aok: i'm not selfish, brotha -- we can both fuck her mouth in tandem ;P
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:09 pm

oooohhhh, aok...just where I like it...well, for now, anyway, hold on to that load, pretty, pretty, pretty please...just for now.
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:10 pm

You read my mouth, sorry, my mind, xs. Nicely done, sir!
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:11 pm

baby, do you have a tickle spot in the back of your throat too? Sweet!!! my turn!!!! lemme deep-throat you -- can I pull your hair and fuck your face hard?
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:13 pm

YES, PLEASE, XS. Let me look up at your (I'm guessing) baby blues while you do it? I'm wide open...push 'n pull, por favor...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:15 pm

I think I'm gonna bow gracefully out of this one. xs, best of luck. jt, you know where to find me, honey.
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:17 pm

(How'd you know my eyes are blue? Vixen!) baby, keeping sliding that tongue & sucking the tip... good girl... Ahhhhh..... yeah...! Now close your eyes, baby girl, I wanna blow my load on your face....
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:21 pm

Whenever you're ready, xs, I myself can't wait...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:22 pm

@jt you're so wet I can almost smell you..... :)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:23 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! can you feel my jizz sliding off your cheeks and lips? that's it sweetness, lick it up, lick it up good.... oh, you sexy dirty thing you..... mmmmm...... 
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:24 pm

That's right, xs, your olfactory sense does not deceive you. You don't mind if I moan while I polish you back to shiny with my tongue, do you?
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:29 pm

you dirty, dirty girl.... ahhhhh..... (imagine me reeling, your hands gripping my hips so that I don't fall back....) lemme regain my strength so that I can lie you on your back, legs in the air, and taste that sticky sweetness of yours.....
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:40 pm

@jt: gimme another visual: what does your pussy look like?
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:41 pm

I won't let you fall back, forward, yeah, maybe...taste it, pues, I think you'll like it. I hope it's cool that I left my heels on this whole time...details...grab on to them if you like...or throw them across the room...either way...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:42 pm

soaking wet...shaved (not too much) just yesterday...how timely...distinctive lips, not big but for sure 'there'...it might be hard for you to really get a look at it since your tongue is all up in it...slow and steady wins the race...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:44 pm

oh yeah, clean-shaven, just how I like it! I picture a small but well-defined clit -- can you feel me sucking on it gently, rolling my tongue over it, slow & hard...? Can you feel the thrust as I slide two fingers into your pussy?
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:48 pm

@aok: you want back in, brotha? how 'bout you fuck her pussy right after I finish eating her out? Make her cum twice that way! :)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:49 pm

Thank you bro. I'll wait. jt, wow.
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:50 pm

that's just how *I* like it, xs...don't stop...can I get just one more finger, pretty please?...and turn them gently...then thrust some more...wetter still...soooo slippery...it's great you like that sound since there's more where that came from...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:51 pm

aok, props back at you...I haven't forgotten about you...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:52 pm

xs, why can you read my mind like that? That's twice now...no, more than twice...lost count...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:53 pm

[So, jt, you wanna know how I can read your mind? Hum.... maybe I'm a woman pretending to be a man, and I'm fucking you the way I want to be fucked! :)]

honey, glad you like my style (I've been well-schooled by my exes). Oh, yeah, I can feel your g-spot baby -- all three fingers in (I have very long fingers, btw), that firm, spongy spot I'm stroking in circles while I suck on your clit....mmmm girl, you taste so good I want to slide my tongue deep inside you..... I can feel your legs shaking -- you're so wet all that juice is sliding down your ass.... yeah! @aok: she's almost there, bro--get ready to slide in hard! :)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 3:58 pm

Thanks to every last one of xs' exes. aok...I'd love it if you would...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:00 pm

@aok: go for it -- she's all yours! (@jt -- it's been a pleasure. I hope we cyberfuck again sometime, lol!) xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:03 pm

I would love to, but not here. Is there someplace we could go?
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:04 pm

awwww, c'mon, dude, what about doin' somethin' for the voyeurs among us? ;)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:08 pm

Just as soon as I get my land legs back under me, aok, I'd be happy to join you wherever you suggest. @xs -- me, too, it was my pleasure today. Thanks.
 jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:09 pm

I'm shy. Perhaps you have an email, jt. Then you and xs can still stay in touch.
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:19 pm

ah. alright, aok. I've noticed you around here...I hope to run into you again...
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:25 pm

@aok: but this is cyberspace, bro. I mean, if you're going to live out a fantasy, this is the place to do it. It's the safest kind of orgy you can have. You can let yourself go without fearing ridicule or performance anxiety, lol! Let go of your inhibitions -- you might just have a freakin' good time :)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:25 pm

Likewise. I do actually have a yoga ball. :-)
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:26 pm

confession: language gets me off, and to read how other people express their sexuality with words just makes my day :)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:28 pm

xs, exactly. What a winning afternoon! @aok...it's not always about language *and* sex/sexuality...it can be just the language part...until your shyness recedes a bit...thanks for being as much a part of it as you were.
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:36 pm

well said, @jt. This was killer, man! what a trip....! thanks again. k -- I gotta run!!! see y'as soon I hope :)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:38 pm

jt, point taken about shyness although I think you would find that my imagination could keep up with both you and xs. I'll be around whenever your clit needs some attention or your ass spanked red. ;-)
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 4:57 pm

Oh, I don't doubt you'd outrun me and I'd be happier for it, aok!
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 5:01 pm

It's my experience that the 'shy' ones are the worst (and by worst I mean best, unfuckingforgettable).
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 5:02 pm

Unfuckingforgettable. You are absofuckinglutely right.
aok commented on Jun 10 10 at 5:45 pm

I came back here after work cause I'm a narcissist like that and this thread cracked me up. Thanks everyone for the smile!
kas commented on Jun 10 10 at 6:49 pm

thanks to you, kas, for being awesome to someone and starting us out!
jt commented on Jun 10 10 at 6:59 pm

yeah, kas. good thing you're awesome ;) (now if I could only get that porn writer to cyberplay one of these days....)
xs commented on Jun 10 10 at 9:06 pm

[Another piece of shameless self-promotion: porn writer, a.k.a. "eu," a.k.a. yours truly]


THE END


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This blog has degenerated into something that looks like a poor submission for a CEGEP creative writing class paper.

Would maybe get a C. Could do better.

Emmanuelle Undine said...

@Anonymous:

No one is forcing you to keep reading! :)

To which posts are you referring, exactly?

Incidentally, do you happen to be a CEGEP creative writing teacher? If so, I encourage you to be more detailed in your feedback. Why a "C"? What does a "C" mean? How can the posts in question be "improved"? (Yes, I was one of those pesky students who bugged my teachers for explicit feedback).

I look forward to reading your response.

Emma