Happy New Year!
I wish each and every one of you a wonderfully sexy night in or out, whatever your plans. To those of you who do not celebrate the New Year tonight: Have a great Saturday night!
As for me, well, I'm staying in with a handful of close friends. If you're thinking orgy, think again. Why? Let me be blunt: I'm bleeding from two holes down there. I just got my period, and I'm pissing blood on account of a urinary tract infection. (PC and I played "rape fantasy" on Wednesday. Let's just say that things got a little rough....)
Not from la belle province of Quebec? Let me give you some insight into our pathetic, third-world medical system. I ran around to three clinics this a.m., all of which were fully booked for the day within 20 minutes of opening their doors. I even called private, pay-a-shit-load-per-use clinics, but they were booked solid too. WTF?
My last option was to head over to the emergency room and sit patiently for close to 8 hours, only to catch something worse than what I can in with. All this so that I can piss in a cup -- not an easy feat for a woman -- and get my prescription for antibiotics. (Up here, if you're not dragged to emerg half-comatose on a stretcher, you're gonna have to wait a long fucking time to see a doctor.)
All this to say that the litre of 100% cranberry juice and the 1000 mg of cranberry pills I've ingested so far today have helped some. Pissing burns less than it did yesterday. Anyhow, I'm not planning on staying up too late, since early tomorrow I'm going to try my luck again at a clinic. This time I wanna be the first in line, so I've gotta get there by 8:45 a.m.
Has this turned me off playing imaginary victim to PC's imaginary rapist? Hell no! He and the other dude will just have to be more careful next time....
E. xox
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