Desperately Seeking Hot Bi Woman

You name it, we’ve tried it: We’ve posted profiles on every website with any cred in the Montreal nomo* scene in search of a hot bi woman. (Don’t even get me started on all the dudes who sent us messages – what part of “couple seeking bi woman” did they not understand, I wonder?) We struck out every time – with one delightful exception: Our current, albeit soon to be ex, unicorn (a.k.a. Uni-2). 

Why soon to be ex? Before I tell you, let me give you a snapshot of what it is that we’re passing up. (You’ll probably wanna bitch-slap me with your smart phone for letting this one go.) 

Uni-2, the Threesome Virgin

First off, Uni-2 is 28. In stature she is tall; curvaceous; with full, pear-shaped breasts, pert little nipples, and what PC has qualified as an Eastern-European pussy. Its crisp, well-defined lines and balanced proportions complement its clean, sweet taste. 

The pallor of her skin – of a shade a Czech friend of mine once fondly described as “maggot white” – contrast starkly with her long, glossy, raven-black hair. More elegant than beautiful, Uni possesses the kind of Slavic sensuality that my Goth sensibilities delight in, from her almond-shaped, liquid brown eyes; high cheekbones; delicate, heart-shaped mouth; to her sharp little teeth whose slightly elongated canines offset her vampiric demeanor to perfection. 

Something about her understated sense of humor really turns me on. She seems to have embraced the absurdity of life with the kind of stoic amusement I encountered only once, in the pages of Kurt Vonnegut. It comes across in her mannerisms – especially in the carefree way she smokes her Slim 100s bitch sticks, a half-smile lighting up the corner of her mouth. 

One other thing: Fucking her is a pleasure. Her touch is gentle, precise, fluid. Her movements betray her sensual nature, her warmth, her compassion, in spite of her inexperience. In short, Uni-2 holds tremendous potential as a lover. 

Tag-Team Lovin’ 

The first time we fucked Uni-2 we broke our house rule by having her over. (Judging from the half pint she nervously sipped at the bar when we met, there was little chance she’d piss in our bed – unlike our first unicorn.) I undressed her myself, down to her matching white lace bra and panties, while PC made out with her. Cupping her tits in my hand, I remember wanting to bite through the lace to suck her nipples.... 

Fast-forward to the highlight of the night: While PC fucked her from behind, I lay on my back and positioned myself under her hips. What a view! I had a clear shot of the action – of PC’s cock sliding in and out of her swollen, wet pussy. With one hand spreading her labia open and the other working her clit in a circular motion, I fingered her to the rhythm of PC’s thrusting until she came – hard – all over my hands. Later, we wound things down by sharing in sensual massage. 

The second time we played PC invited her over before I got home.  When I walked into our bedroom the first – and only – thing I saw was the two of them in our bed doing the 69 (him on the bottom, in case you need a visual.) You’d think that this scenario would lead to some smokin’ hot, threesome action. 

It didn’t. 

After a round of lackluster caresses, we ended up assuming the usual position (described above). Like before, she came. The downside? She didn’t reciprocate. We wrapped things up by massaging each other, and then PC drove her home. “What happened?” I asked myself. Tired? Selfish? Bi-not-so-curious anymore? 

Bi-Boring. Bi-Blah. Bi-Bye. 

That was over a month ago. We’ve touched base since then, and we know she wants to hook up again. In light of her continued interest and the scarcity of unicorns in Montreal, you might be asking yourself why we’re likely going to pass up on playing with her in the future. 

It comes down to two simple yet highly significant facts. She’s bi-curious. I’m bisexual. 

When I play with a woman I need to feel desired. For my lust to run its course, it needs to be reciprocated. I’m not an appetizer on a vanilla, bi-curious menu. I want to devour and be devoured by a woman. In short, PC and I want a real threesome, where all parties want to fuck all parties more (rather than less) equally. 

....It happened once, when we played with a couple... who subsequently broke up, so we never got to fuck them again. She, a.k.a. la technicienne, got me off three times in a row – faster and harder than any guy has ever been able to work my cunt. I also got to fuck her with a strap-on. Doggie-style.

And so it goes...

I’ll tell you about it some time soon, promise.



Note:

*Nomo = non-monogamous