Inside Le Celeste: Flash Fucking Catch & Release

This one goes out to couples planning on visiting Le Celeste on a Saturday night!  

Wanna know what it takes to be smooth operators, gracefully moving from one hookup to the next without coming off looking like two douche bags? 

This post will give you pointers on how to become pros at flash fucking. I’ll walk you through the A-B-Cs of how to pick up other couples, negotiate boundaries, and let’em down easy so you can maintain your hot couple status and up your play time.

 WTF is Flash Fucking?

As the modifier “flash” suggests, flash fucking happens fast, spontaneously, and ends just as quickly. It’s the kind of sex that you’ll enjoy at specific venues that encourage promiscuity such as private parties or sex clubs. 

Unlike marathon sex, which necessarily implies the fucking of one person for a long stretch, flash fucking is analogous to a series of sprints. The point is not to indulge in a lengthy, intimate session with one or two people, in other words, but to fuck as many hotties as possible in the shortest amount of time (make sure to factor in bathroom and recovery breaks so that you’re able to maintain peak performance for each session). 

My scorecard reads three hookups in one night – that’s as many as PC and I have been able to manage. Given what we’ve witnessed at Le Celeste on busy Saturday nights, that’s a mid-range score. We’re really picky though, which may explain why our numbers are on the conservative side for active players. 

Wanna beat our figures? Here’s how you can do it.

The Game Plan

1. Scope Out the Playing Field

Even if you see a really hot couple as you walk into the club, don’t fixate on them just yet. Take the time to observe discreetly how they interact with each other. (Be careful not to stare – you don’t want to seem creepy!) 

If a couple looks a little off, they may be having a bad night or one of the two may not really want to be there. These types are the worst kind of players and make lousy lays (for more on this read rule #5 in this post). 

Also, look around for other couples who might interest you. Remember, flash fucking is about quantity, not long-term relationship potential. You need to ask yourself: Are they hot? Do they look like they can get freaky fast? If the answer is “yes” to both of these questions, keep your eye on them as you make your way through the club. They may be worth baiting.

2. Set the Bait

After assessing your primary targets, you need to draw them out and lure them to you. Start off by flirting – make eye contact, smile, etc. Once you’re certain that you’re on their radar, it’s time to put on a little demo show to entice them. 

For the more timid among you, you can do something as simple as making out in front of them, fully clothed. If you’re freaky and shameless like us, I recommend getting a room, keeping the door open with the chain up, and just going for it. The couples who checked you out will come and find you. Trust me. 

Otherwise, you can always do things the old-fashioned way: Approach them and strike up a convo. The only trouble with this is that talking can sometimes be a buzz kill....

3. Let the Right One In

If you see a pair of hotties watching you from the threshold, make the first move and invite them in. If they decide to play, skip to step #4. If they decline your invitation, however, take heart. Some people are voyeurs and prefer to watch; others may just be starting out and are not ready to join in. 

Remember also that this is only rec sex. Don’t get pissed off when you don’t get your way. It’s not worth it. Just keep fucking your lover for your own pleasure until you’re done with that room. Next, get dressed and continue scouting out potential players and hot spots. 

4. Score

Breaking the ice once you land a couple is easy. Make room for them on whatever surface you’re on and pay attention to their body language. Some may just want to fuck beside you; others will be open to touching, soft swaps (everything but penetration), and even full swaps (sticking your cock in the dude’s woman and the reverse – your chick getting fucked by the other guy). 

Start off by smiling and touching non-sexual body parts such as arms, legs, or thighs. If you get a good response and he or she reciprocates, consider it game on and a green light to take things to the next level. If you're in doubt about how far the other couple wants to go,  just ask. :)

 

5. Flash Fucking Frenzy

Once you’re started a flash fucking session, here are some things to keep in mind. First, it’s an exhibitionist sport, so the aim isn’t necessarily to get off (this is especially true for men since it can take some of you a little while to recover from blowing your load). 

Second, when you’re in the thick of it you need to keep an eye out for your next targets, so some positions are more effective than others. Most flash fuckers seem to prefer doggie style and a modified missionary where the woman’s legs are bent forward and the guy leans into them. This gives dudes a clear view of the audience and the ability to invite more players if the opportunity arises. 

If things get heated and it looks like a) a soft swap could turn into a full swap or b) one or both women might be open to double penetration or anal, you need to talk about this before sticking your cock in her ass. Now, stopping mid-thrust to ask a question is not a good idea. Instead, I suggest you use subtler but equally direct tactics. For example, if I want permission to suck another woman’s guy, I make sure to face his cock while she gives him a blowjob and make eye contact with her. 

 6.  Move On

If you’ve had enough of a particular session and feel like walking away, do it. Only keep it classy. Smile. Pull away. Start getting dressed, slowly. If the other couple is still working it, let them finish. 

Generally when they see you break away and collect your things, they will wrap things up pretty quickly. Make sure to thank them, even if the sex wasn’t mind blowing. You can shake hands or kiss goodbye. 

Some people exchange digits at this point. Our policy is to move on without ever knowing their names. (Only on rare occasions do we give out our contact information – the chemistry has to be smokin’ hot, the other couple must be into full swaps and apdp, and they’ve gotta be up for meeting again at a love hotel.) 

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Before making a play for your next hookup, give yourself some down time. Go to the washroom, freshen up (use the mouthwash), take a breather. Drink some water. It might be easier said than done, especially if someone propositions you right away, but, take it from me, you’ll be glad you took the time to relax before your next sex sprint. 

P.S. Wanna put these tips to the test? Come out to Belles en Blanc at Le Celeste on October 9th!

(The more of us show up, the more likely it is to be a hot night!)