Saturday, 29 October, 2011

His Bloody Valentine

***This is an off-schedule, bonus post – a Hallowe’en treat from me to you.***

Unlike most women, I enjoy getting my period. I love the fullness of my breasts, my heightened sense of smell, and the hormone-induced, drowsy inertia that overcomes me when I fall asleep. I even welcome the dull, aching pain in my uterus and ovaries: It compels me to acknowledge that I have a body.

Best of all, though, is the sight of fresh, bright-red blood against creamy white porcelain – right before the clear toilet water dilutes it....


Bloodlust 

I love sex on the rag. First, I get really horny when I'm menstruating. Second, I have a cream-pie fetish. Since I’m not on the pill and we don’t use condoms when we play together, it's the only time PC can come inside my pussy without getting me pregnant.

PC, on the other hand, hates blood. Add bits to that – the slivers of skin expelled by the uterus – and he’s ready to gag.

Normally I let him off the hook and spend the first couple of “heavy flow” days masturbating, and invite him back when my period is almost over (and he runs little risk of getting grossed out). Last week, however, we hadn’t fucked in close to seven days. I was about to lose my shit.


Bloody Pity Fuck 

So I begged. And begged some more. It was kinda pathetic, but I was desperate. After a sleepless night (during which I kept waking up, masturbating, dozing off, and waking up again), I caught him off-guard in the a.m., and persuaded him to fuck me. He was already hard, so it was easy.

The trouble is, he didn’t stay that way for long. My pussy was so slippery that once his cock slid out, he had to work it back in manually. That’s when he went limp. Looking down at his bloody hand, he shrank back from me in disgust, and started to wipe it frantically on our (white) bed sheets.

Laughing, I grabbed his dick and started stroking it, goading him on: “Come on, think of something else! Don’t look down, just pump me really hard and blow your load!” Thankfully, that did it. Somehow, through sheer force of will, PC fucked me relentlessly until, in a heavy groan, I felt his cock swell and spurt inside me. Ahhhhh....


Bloody Done

The day after my pity fuck (during which I bled through a super tampon), my period was gone. For the next three days, I was spotting. Under normal circumstances, my period lasts close to a week, with two days of heavy flow.

What happened?

Confused, I decided to do some research. Here's what I discovered: Semen contains a hormone called “prostaglandin,” which causes uterine contractions. So while I am likely to bleed more the day I’m full of jizz since this chemical accelerates the sloughing off of the uterine wall,  I end up bleeding a lot less later. 

Hum.... Now all I need to do is find a way to get PC to enjoy bloody sex.... It'll be a tough sell though. Last Sunday's sanguine incident was so traumatizing that he hasn't fucked me since. (Yeah, there goes another seven days without cock. *Sigh*)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I was at college, one of my roommates used to love what he called "muffing on the blob". Never sounded very appealing to me, but he looked forward to it each month as an appetiser.

Emmanuelle Undine said...

Wow...! Hey, I'm not one to judge the sexual practices of consenting adults. That said, I personally draw the line at having someone eat me out when I'm bleeding. :)

Anonymous said...

You CAN get pregnant during your period! There is a 9 or 10 year old boy in Edmonton that was conceived when his mom thought it was impossible to get pregnant during her period -- bodies do interesting things, and aren't always 100% predictable. (I used to be friends with the mom and dealt with some very teary midnight phone calls from her -- we were in our late 20s and the dude who got her pregnant was another type of mistake!)

Even the most regular cycles can have bonus, surprise ovulations -- bodies are crazy things. And then there's that whole menopause thing, where the body gets up to all sorts of shenanigans....