Take Me by Storm: Montreal's L'Orage Club for Swingers

In my series of real Montreal sex stories, I take you inside some of the city's most notorious sex clubs. Read on to find out how my husband and I pick up other swinger couples & hot singles for threesomes, foursomes, and orgies. 

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As promised, here is a review of one of my favourite swinger bars in Montreal: L'Orage Club. PC (my husband about whom you will hear more in future posts) and I have been over a dozen times, and have rarely been disappointed.

If you're a local hardcore player, get on it! If you're a full-swap out-of-towner planning a trip to la belle province (not to be confused with the eponymous greasy spoon), this is one thriller destination.

Worked up the courage to make your way to L'Orage? Don’t be fooled by its unassuming storefront on Saint-Hubert Street. As you walk into the dimly lit vestibule with its suggestive red glow, the only thing keeping you from living out your wildest fantasies is a thick curtain separating the outside world from the escapist playground you will find inside the club.

Once you’ve made your entrance, three distinct spaces beckon you, each with its own potential for pleasure. You can start off slow by chillin’ out at the bar and surveying the crowd on the dance floor. On hot nights, the action starts here – I once saw a foursome (three guys, one gal) start to play in the go-go dancer cage.

The next space is for experienced players only – the action is hardcore (most of the gangbangs take place here), and there is literally nowhere to hide: The room is full of double beds, some elevated on platforms, others tucked away in corners. In terms of décor, picture a large loft space whose dark walls, hanging transparent curtains, and Doric columns offer a nod to the orgiastic rites of ancient Rome.

If you’re in the mood for something a little more cozy, make your way upstairs to the second floor. The outdoor patio offers players a space to relax after a hook-up (FYI: No fucking on the balcony, unless you wanna get nailed for indecent exposure). On the other hand, the secluded playroom featuring four beds and some groovy tunes to get you into the right head space provides a more intimate area for couples and singles to get freaky.

Need a bathroom break? You’ll find private toilets equipped with mouthwash, towels, wet wipes, and condoms on every floor, but the Roman Room toilets are the coolest, with their wall-to-wall French porn cartoons.

Some final pointers: I’ve been able to gauge that the average age at L'Orage ranges from early 30s to mid-40s, although well-maintained, older couples do make the rounds sometimes. Also, most players tend to be attractive, clean, middle class or well-to-do (its is not unusual to see a handful of Porsches line the street on summer Saturday nights).

Curious to learn more? Make sure to check out L’Orage Club’s bilingual website.