I love a good ass fuck. Push me down on all fours, head down, butt in the air. Grip me from behind. Forcefully. Now finger my asshole until my whole body quivers in anticipation. When you can smell just how wet you’ve got me, impale me without mercy until I cry out your name… until I feel you blast your load so deep inside me that I’ll be shitting cum for hours.
I’ve been told that I’m a different woman when I get sodomized. I’m not talking about the vanilla variety of anal sex, where you watch yourself slide your cock in an out of me, slowly, methodically, carefully, like a driller boring into an unfamiliar surface. I like to be dominated. If you wanna hear me grunt like a wild animal, if you wanna feel me squeeze your cock like a woman possessed, then hold me down and brutalize my ass. You might even bring me to tears.
The first time a guy ever gave my ass a rough pounding I actually did cry. Contrary to what you’d think, it wasn’t from the pain – I didn’t feel any. The truth is the experience was cathartic. The sense of emotional release I feel after a Shiatsu massage is the closest analogy I can draw, with only one key difference. I can’t walk straight after hard anal sex. Here’s another interesting fact: Having a cock hammer my ass produces a narcotic effect on my nervous system. I can’t string a sentence together afterward, let alone think. Everything is a blur. And my girlfriends wonder why I love anal. It’s by far the most physically demanding and emotionally intense way to get fucked.
Some might say that my predilection for extreme anal sex reveals latent masochistic tendencies. I think instead that it’s rooted in a simple physiological pleasure, which extends its reach into a sense of well being that exceeds the physical. To wax philosophical for a second, I attribute my enjoyment of ass fucking to the unbearable lightness of being I feel after taking a good crap. Think about it. The relief is not merely physical; it also has an equally important emotional component. Even our idioms make reference to this added, affective dimension of shitting. While the expression “anal retentive” literally denotes someone who is holding in his or her stool, figuratively it connotes a person who is up-tight, stressed out, and in dire need of a “special” rub down.
Want your man to get medieval on your ass? Here’s what you need to know. According to the Marquis de Sade in his highly instructive dramatic dialogue Philosophy in the Bedroom, the most pleasurable way to have anal is to wait until you’ve gotta go so bad you’re practically running to the crapper. I get where he’s coming from, but I’ve never tried that ‘cause scat’s really not my thing. From a health perspective, cross-contamination of fecal matter is an easy way to get a urinary tract infection. Pissing blood and a week’s dose of antibiotics are not my idea of a good time. I’m so paranoid that I always keep a bottle of rubbing alcohol on hand in case my lover’s cock slips out and happens to slide forward towards my pussy.
The pleasure you’ll feel can be attributed to three sources: The initial stretch, the in and out motion, and deep penetration. The first two stimulate your sphincter muscle, whereas a deep, vigorous thrust causes his balls to slap against your pussy and maybe even tickle your clit. Keep in mind that a large cock may be painful and cause tearing if the motion is too forceful, but it does provide excellent stretch. An average cock, on the other hand, lends itself perfectly to a hardcore pounding. Remember to use lots of lube (I prefer the silicone-based variety), take a deep breath, and relax into it. It only hurts if you get rammed too fast right away – before you have a chance to relax your sphincter. Have him lick and finger-fuck your anus first. That will get you nice and loose.
Readers, I consider my job done if I’ve managed to convert another ass virgin to the lubricious joys of sodomy.
Postscript: This blog post is dedicated to my brown girl with the virgin brown hole.
Note: This post first appeared on Peeperz.